Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Saturday Caption Throwaways

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Saturday Caption Throwaways

10 comments:

Daisy said...: That kitty reminds me of myself... without my beautiful curly furs!; October 15, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Belle said...: I hope that hippo loses his temper and stampedes down the road and when the guy falls out he stomps all over him. Hmm, maybe not the Christian spirit?; October 15, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Unknown said...: I'm hotter than that cat. I know because Franklin told me so.; October 15, 2011 at 8:41 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Well Franklin does know his style. He has pulled pricesses and queens of all types. There is not much to do while pulling the cab BUT window shop all day.; October 15, 2011 at 8:47 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: In less polite circles Franklin may have called you a hot piece of pussy, am I right? Would the phrase 'in heat' come up when he spoke of you. When you pasted the ladies talking over the fence did they say you had been 'dere and back'? Can you sometimes become forgetful during your morning groming and give yourself a 'brazillian'? If so, do you want to be my cat?

OKAY PEOPLES, THAT WAS COMMENT BRILLIANCE RIGHT THERE. THAT WAS INSPIRED COMEDY. AM I TALKING TO MYSELF HERE, YA GOOBERS??; October 15, 2011 at 8:52 PM
Unknown said...: In hind sight, I should not have taken a sip of Dr. Pepper before reading that comment.

Sadly, as brilliant as that comment is, +10 xp to you, oh Auspicious One, I did not say I am a cat. I'm just hotter than *that* cat. Put that yarn weave on me and I'll show you an awesome mug.; October 15, 2011 at 10:01 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Do you have a picture of yourself in that raggedy anne wig? It goes quite well with the batgirl costume ya know?; October 15, 2011 at 10:32 PM
Unknown said...: Maybe that's what I'll do for Halloweeny. BTW I poked you on farcebook. Deal with it. Bam!; October 15, 2011 at 10:33 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I poked you back. Thanks for connecting.; October 15, 2011 at 10:44 PM
Unknown said...: I'm a master of facebook lurking.; October 15, 2011 at 11:05 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.