Van Damme Mocked The Curse Of The Frozen Monkey Also, MD

And you see what it got him. Testicular damage. I am just the messenger. Cleanse your karma and rid yourself of all the bad ju ju. Van Damme learned that lesson too late. I don't wish the same on you, my friend.


VAN DAMME - Coors Light Commercial HD [2011] -... by mikropikol

Oh and if Van Damme can continue to 'get the joke' that IS 'Van Damme', he can have a career resurgence of Shatneresque proportions. I like this spoof on his action hero persona. His comic timing is exquisite. Just don't beat it into the ground.

I have his next commercial for COORS all planned out in my head. This time he is in the backseat of a car running from Mexican cops on a dusty desert road. Shots are being exchanged between the cops and the drug dealers. Van Damme is not participating in the battle. He is just in the wrong place at the wrong time again.

His 'matter of fact' narration to the camera would point out that fact and as he is talking he takes a bullet to the shoulder which of course he DOESN'T react to because he is VAN DAMME and he can take a bullet. He would make reference to how it stung, not like ONE bee sting but something like TEN bee stings. But of course, everything, the car chase, the gun battle, the bullet wound, is all made better by a refreshing Coors Light. oooooo that is goooood.

WHY ISN'T SOMEONE AT CORPORATE PAYING ME FOR ALL THESE GREAT IDEAS? IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY. IT'S THE RECOGNITION OF MY GENIUS THAT I WANT!!