Sunday, March 18, 2012

Actual Conversation With A Shirtless Suspect On COPS

"I never did nuttin' wrong, Sir."

"Hell ya you did. You nearly wrecked while driving all around, drunker than Cooter Brown. You stumbled off your feet when you got outcha truck"

"I am not used to these shoes, Sir."

"You mean those ATHLETIC tennis shoes you got on there? Okay, are their any guns, knives, drugs, bombs, weapons, hand grenades or open beverages in the truck?"

"Yeh."

1 comment:

Tempo said...

Clowns are creepy....lock them all up!