Friday, March 9, 2012

It Happened Again

Okay...lost another follower. What was it this time? Was it my implication that Woodstock was a stoner? How does that offend the little yellow bird community? They are proud of stoping their work at 4:20 everyday to celebrate with the demon weed. I know whose side I am in this struggle and if you can't handle that - Mr/Mrs Unfollower, you can kiss my feathered ass.



Also, has anyone ever seen a TV special where Woodstock wasn't baked out of his skull? It's his thing. Don't judge.

12 comments:

DrGoat said...

Would not dis Woodstock for getting high. He's a bird and his best buddy is a dog. I know they burn one while watching old movies.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That's what keeps their friendship strong.

TS Hendrik said...

Hey, what do you know, it's actually letting me comment. It was being a pain earlier.

Woodstock was always my favorite from Peanuts, and while I'm not likely to unfollow you for anything you can say, that accusation does cut me to the core. That gentle good natured bird be no stoner. Have you not seen how many hits to the head he's taken over the years as a result of his "friend" Snoopy? Like a boxer or football player that's gotten a little foggy as a result of all the concussions, so too has Woodstock been thusly rattled.

If I may paraphrase the Simpons quote you used in an earlier post, "Stupid birds need the most attention."

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I would never accuse Woodstock of being a pot head, his smoking is MEDICINAL. He has his optic nerve messed with due to cranial concussions.

TS Hendrik said...

Fair enough. That I can go with. He's always been a believer in the use of MJ for medicinal purposes. Also on occasion, baking banana peels. His color ain't the only reason they call him mellow yellow.

Purely for medicinal purposes mind you.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yes...medicinal.

csmith2884 said...

I think one of our friends on your blogroll said he would be reading but follow was not working for him. So my guess would be it was just him.

Belle said...

I would guess it was the post about Republican women. I liked that post.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You might be right, Belle. I do forget how annoying my balloon juice can be.

Drake said...

Snoopy and Woodstock have a pot farm in Snoopy's dog house.

True story!

csmith2884 said...

Samurai frog said....

My Google Reader is running slow, so I'm transferring some more of the feeds to another reader. So if you see me unfollow your blog on Blogger, it's not because I hate you, it's just that I'm reading it in a non-Google reader. Sorry about that.

Nathan said...

Snoopy is flipping us the bird.