Saturday, March 17, 2012

John Carter Did It All FIRST


For better or for worse, that's what they got - - a remake of The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. The hero is an acrobatic swordsman. His love interest is a feisty princess who dresses like Slave Leia. The villain is a Sith Lord. Success depends on the hero gaining the aid of primitive aliens mistrustful of humans. The action takes place half on Tatooine and half on Naboo, and the hero gets from place to place on a jetbike. There's even a gladiator arena battle against mindless giant monsters.

Actual part of John Carter film review from a major magazine.

Nerd revisionist history? In this case we all can see how all these ideas are found FIRST in the book by Edgar Rice Burroughs - then it was jacked by George Lucas and every fantasy action thriller that came after. Know your history ya ignorant hillbillies.





Go HERE to see some more great John Carter covers with complete annotation. I really enjoy the way this site is set up.

6 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

John Carter did it all first 100 (that's ONE HUNDRED, BITCHES!) years ago when the novel first appeared in the pages of the All-Story magazine in February of 1912.

M. D. Jackson said...

Don't believe me? Check it out

DrGoat said...

I hates people that forget or re-write history. I'll bet that critic is a prick anyway.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Probably from that stupid guy on the synicated Ebert review program.

Sebastian Black said...

Maybe, but we all know that Moby Dick was a total rip-off of Free Willy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Is Moby a black whale with white parts or a white whale with black parts.