That opening bit is growing to one of my pet peeves in movies. Do they want us to read the text or listen to someone say it? Just pick one and go with it! See "Alone in the Dark" for an example of just how stupid this can get, or better yet, don't watch "Alone in the Dark" and watch anything else instead.
Also, the music used in the trailer is the same music they used in the trailer for "Lost in Space". Weird. I've heard the themes from "Stargate" and "Edward Scissorhands" recycled in other trailers before along side stock sounds like "Ominous Latin Chanting" (or "Requiem for a Tower" in some circles) and "In The Hall of the Mountain King". I'm afraid I don't know what this one is called.
Also, its bad enough that they had Rob Schiedher poke fun at Stallone's inability to say "The Law", but the fact that they put it in the trailers tells me that no one had any faith in this project.
It does seem that Armande Asnate at least gets the joke which is vital for this kind of Hollywood crap. This one feels like a half hour to me each and everytime I watch it.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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That opening bit is growing to one of my pet peeves in movies. Do they want us to read the text or listen to someone say it? Just pick one and go with it! See "Alone in the Dark" for an example of just how stupid this can get, or better yet, don't watch "Alone in the Dark" and watch anything else instead.
Also, the music used in the trailer is the same music they used in the trailer for "Lost in Space". Weird. I've heard the themes from "Stargate" and "Edward Scissorhands" recycled in other trailers before along side stock sounds like "Ominous Latin Chanting" (or "Requiem for a Tower" in some circles) and "In The Hall of the Mountain King". I'm afraid I don't know what this one is called.
Also, its bad enough that they had Rob Schiedher poke fun at Stallone's inability to say "The Law", but the fact that they put it in the trailers tells me that no one had any faith in this project.
It does seem that Armande Asnate at least gets the joke which is vital for this kind of Hollywood crap. This one feels like a half hour to me each and everytime I watch it.
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