Daily Reminder - They Are The Stuff Of Your Mario Nightmares

I was one who totally missed out on the whole Super Mario Brother's game phenomenon. Maybe it was because I didn't have friends that were into home gaming and maybe there were more interesting and violent games to play at the arcade but there is my shame. You don't know how many times I wanted to race one of those little cars around some goofy track. Maybe in my old age I will become the game freak I should have been all along.

Brother Nathan did a great post on the Evil Cephalopod's contribution to the Mario World and tagged me in the process, knowing that the topic was something I would be interested in. If only I knew I could be smashing and bashing and outwitting these tentacled bastards, I would have never left the Cave of Cool on those early Cold War Search and Destroy then BBQ missions.

"Yeh, I am gonna kill you - and your little buddies too."

Here is a classic example of their dickish behavior. Just because they have eight arms doesn't mean they get eight rackets to use against me. I have two arms but you only see me with ONE racket - because I play by the rules! Who is playing fair and who is a cheating, lying, backstabbing and gossipping piece of bottom dwelling ocean trash? I think you can easily point out who the offender is in this situation.