Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Mugshot Of The Week



If you plan to arrest an elderly woman in her hair rollers then you deserve all the abuse, shivings, prison riots and escapes that will result from her righteous anger. This woman is a ticking timebomb and you put her behind bars at your own peril. Those eyes are the cold, remoresless eyes of a woman who is not afraid to slap a grandson up the side of his head with a hairbrush for no reason other than to remind him that deserved punishment for SOMETHING he did. She never has any proof of wrong doing but sometimes has to remind everyone that she SEES ALL and KNOWS ALL.

3 comments:

ShezCrafti said...

And on top of that, she probably makes amazing pie. That's reason enough not to arrest her.

Kal said...

Well, yes, for PIE!

DrGoat said...

Isn't she the Oracle from the Matrix?
She didn't see that one coming I guess.