Friday, September 14, 2012

What Would My Baba Say About A Girl Who Would Use This Product?

"BOAT HAS SAILED! That girl has been there and back and back again."

She was from the Old Country so she couldn't just come out and call someone a slut. It just wasn't classy to call a whore a whore back then. I would have loved to take her for a ride around town to spot the sluts I would like to meet because the woman had a eye for trampy behavior like a dairy farmer knows a fine milk cow.