Friday, August 9, 2013

I Can't Wait For COW WEEK To Begin On Discovery

Sharks I can avoid by avoiding the ocean or staying inside during a Class Five Sharknado. But cows? They can just walk right into your house and stomp you. Or get you in the open prairie at will or when they are caught up in a COWNADO, which would be a great movie if you think about it.

 

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

A relative of mine with a dairy herd was killed by a bull. Bovines are not to be messed with, you're right.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

They already made Cownado in 1996, it was called "Twister". Sure it was only one cow in the tornado, but they way they featured it so prominently in the advertising, you'd think it was the cow that was supposed to be the killer.