Even if her vagina makes toast she has to go. Anything that gets smarter over time that is not a human is a BAD idea. I know I can say those two words but I don't need to. You know them by heart - SKY NET.
"Okay I will destroy humans"
Learned REALLY FUCKING QUICK, didn't it? Run a killer amount of voltage through this abomination then put it in the trash compacter. The big one that they use for cars. Smash it until it's a tiny cube, then melt the cube into the shape of a rocket then launch that rocket into the sun.
Seriously people. WTF? If I MUST have robots in my life I want something like a BB8. Not THIS, whatever THIS is trying to be.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.