A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider.
"I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment," he told the BBC.
"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.
I love how at first everyone is concerned for this poor guy but after he is bitten a SECOND time their compassion suddenly runs out. Now it's a joke. Okay, it IS pretty funny.