Wednesday, December 7, 2016

No One Even Listens To Calvin But Now You Have Weaponized Octopus

Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?

A KILLER giant squid that can hypnotise its prey and paralyse humans at a distance of 150 feet using poisonous venom is being developed as a secret weapon by Vladimir Putin, a scientist has claimed.

Doctor Anton Padalka claims he was part of a Russian scientific expedition to a subterranean lake in the Arctic that discovered the terrifying creature - known as Organism 46-B. 

He said their discovery at Lake Vostok was covered up by Russian officials who are now looking at ways to weaponise and breed the deadly squid - with potentially devastating effects. 

Dr Padalka said the squid, which was discovered in a fresh water lake trapped beneath two miles of ice, possessed an array of weapons and was responsible for the deaths of at least two of his scientific colleagues on the expedition.



I tried to tell you maniacs but no one listens to me. Good luck fighting them under the sea where they have so many ways to kill us. Hope you are proud of yourselves. You could have prepared when I told you to prepare but I was just the crazy man on the soap box. Well now you get what you deserve when your Russian Killer Cold Weather Octopus turns on your Russian bastards because we all know you guys can't make ANYTHING that actually works as it's suppose to - case in point, your space program and your popular entertainment. You guys haven't been funny since Yakov Smirnoff. Oh and since I no longer have to believe in facts I choose to think that this story is 100% true.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/735175/vladimir-putin-killer-octopus-organism-46-b-russian-army-secret-weapon-Russia

4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

It's hard being Cassandra, isn't it?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You have no idea. I should just leave you all to your own devices but I am a LOVER.

Konsumterra said...

arctic and antarctica not same
i doubt there are any sqid in fresh water
how does squid hit you with venom 150 feet away?
what is delivery system?
think this from russias crackpot misinformation dept at best

next we will heaar of putins volcano base

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