You gotta know that I am not a fan of Britain's only matador who at 65 is trying to mount a comeback. I only can wish well for the bull. Nothing I enjoy more than seeing a guy in his fancy pants get owned by a bull who has essentially been killed already before this poof gets in the ring. Try your act with a bull fresh out of the pasture if you are so tough. Hell, even Ferdinand would crush you (why oh why couldn't you JUST LET HIM SNIFF THE FLOWERS???). Guys who get drunk and run ahead of the bull's at Pamploma every year have more balls than all the matador's throughout history ever had. They make Zorro look bad and that earns them my special scorn. I think once one of your injuries includes 'gored anus' its time to hang up the cape and call it a day. You gotta love the stoner vibe Ferdinand has in this cartoon. Classic. And is their anything funnier than an indignant bee?
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.