Monday, August 31, 2009
Lisa Mynx found this vile, evil product our cephalopod enemies are attempting to distribute all over terrestrial Earth. They understand with the holiday season coming up that there will be billions of dollars of expendable income just waiting for them to step up with this deceptively clever invention to sell. Knowing that all humans and domesticated kitties love a cool scratch or scrich like we say around here. You look around for something to scratch with and there it is. That silly gift your kid got you. You ignore its many spiked appearance and upon placing in on your head (WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT????) the burrowing process begins, The twoonie shaped piece of skull in removed, the chip is inserted and the scull-cap is screwed back in. Neat and quick and your skull no longer itches. Each head scratcher can impregnate 16 humans with the control chip, each one in less than 1 minute. The word is given. Find and destroy. Best start with Walmart.
Posted by Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness at 9:16 PM