When you make Paris Hilton look smart and necessary then you know you have found the bottom rung of the celebrity ladder, Heidi Montag. I am almost embarrassed to know who this no talent twit is but that's only so that when her death by falling into an open elevator shaft is announced I will know why I am smiling. Does anyone remember the time when the world just ate up and spit girls like this out the bottom of the porn industry? Are we so needy that we have to give her and her dickhead bf any attention at all? Now you can say that I am doing exactly what I am railing against but in truth I post this to honour Anderson Cooper who gets the best burn of the week in on her. Thanks for just saying what needed to be said buddy.