Thursday, December 3, 2009

For Your Safety



Oh and one more public safety announcement. One of these bad boys got out of the Cave of Coolness earlier and I think it was set on 'terminate'. The best thing you can do if you see it is push a loved one or stranger into its field of vision and run like hell. Haven't quite worked out all the kinks with the 'death lazer' feature and it could get messy. Listen to your local radio for further announcements to see if it is safe again to leave your basement. Thank you for you attention.

1 comment:

Michael May said...

Thanks for the warning. I'll make sure to keep a baby chimpanzee handy in case I run into it.