Obama - "I told you about letting that Raheem Jaffer back in the building. I told you this would not end well for you. I have enough on my plate and would rather not have to bring you back here to tell you that in person every damn time. Gah!"
Harper - "Won't happen again sir. I fucked up."
Obama - "Damn skippy you did. And I don't appreciate all the 'potty talk'. What have I told you before?"
Harper - "That a real Prime Minister can make people laugh without having to 'work blue"
Is anyone else totally bewildered and entertained seeing the most powerful people on the planet meeting on a high school stage with Obama, one at a time, like they are getting their perfect attendance certificates at the last assembly of the school year? I have this vision of them all lined up behind the curtain, by height, like when you get your pictures done.
It's such a product of our bizarre media culture. Would it kill the press to be inconvenienced for more than a second - to listen to the 'wha wha wha Peanut's voice track' as the President discusses NUCLEAR FRICKEN' WEAPONS and plans for their reduction? What? Too 'hopey/safey' for ya?
I understand it though. Tiger Woods might put his penis into a cocktail waitress, designed by Sarah Palin, that will then explode and give everyone the 'gay socialism' and make their guns dispense only candy. Don't worry Fox News. You can always cut away to that if it happens.
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Oh, you're just jealous of our guy Barack. He is SOOO-OOO butch!
Harper reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel
That picture is fantastic. I didn't even know our Evil Robot Overlord could even show something resembling emotion.
Margaret - Jealous and in love with all at the same time. I sometimes wish an apartheid era South Africa still existed (now it's call Mississippi) just to see their leader shake hands with Barak. To see him cross the stage towards him.
Kate - You know he hugged his tiny, sweater vested teddy bear close to his body that night.
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