This t-shirt has inspired me to design a whole line of anti-octopus children's wear and many many other anti-squid products to sell at our gift shop. It's a million dollar idea, bitches.
Yeah, that's it! An Anti-cephalopod propaganda campaign! We could organize! We could call ourselves the Anti Seditious Slimy Hellacious Octopi League Extraordinaire, or for short...
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...Maybe you should come up with a name. I don't seem to be very good at this.
That is why we keep you in the back illustrating our promotional material. Close the door behind you when you leave, Crayon Boy. (I say that with love because the reference just entered my brain and create an enormous giggle to call someone 'Crayon Boy' for some reason.)
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Yeah, that's it! An Anti-cephalopod propaganda campaign! We could organize! We could call ourselves the Anti Seditious Slimy Hellacious Octopi League Extraordinaire, or for short...
...uh...
...Maybe you should come up with a name. I don't seem to be very good at this.
That is why we keep you in the back illustrating our promotional material. Close the door behind you when you leave, Crayon Boy. (I say that with love because the reference just entered my brain and create an enormous giggle to call someone 'Crayon Boy' for some reason.)
Well, this gift was really cool! I like it. Wish i can also have like that. Thanks for sharing!
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