I am no fan of the 'cult of celebrity' despite the fact that I choose to put my money on that fine Disney thoroughbred by the name of Selena Gomez. And what do you know - she has carried herself with dignity, grace and matchless class. She is the model of what a celebrity should be. She is humble and thankful for all that her talent has brought to her life. She is a rarity.
One need only look to the antics of punks like Justin Bieber or Charlie Sheen to see the exact opposite kind of disgusting entitled behavior. I won't be discussing Bieber this time. His record speaks for itself. No, this time I want to rant and vent and the piece of human garbage that is Charlie Sheen.
He is a product (like Lindsey Lohan) of the fame machine that lives and dies off the criminal antics of these spoiled 'stars'. It is any wonder that the worse Charlie behaves, the higher the ratings for his so called 'sitcom' goes?
Have you watched that show? It's the same damn story each time. It makes 'Three's Company' look like Shakespeare. (If you don't know 'Three's Company' ask an elder in our life and watch a smile come across their face - there was a time when that show was the top rated comedy on TV too. That didn't mean it wasn't crap.)
Now I found this open letter today that celebrity lawyer and fame whore herself, Gloria Alred had written to our sweet Charlie. I am no fan of hers and the celebrity ambulance chasing that she does. Every time I see her on TV with that stupid smile, 50s hairstyle and power outfit, I want to beat her to death with a shovel.
However, this time, she is the lesser of two evils. She also is totally right about what she says about Mr. Sheen. He should be in jail. It's amazing that his behavior hasn't led to someone's death already. Actually we don't know it hasn't. I am sure the studio has 'fixers' on the payroll to get rid of any body and incriminating evidence if and when Charlie crosses THAT line.
So here is the letter in it's entirety. I think it says all that needs to be said. Maybe I am just as guilty of joining the media feeding frenzy by using this as a topic for posting. I just have had about enough of these kinds of stories. I hate seeing anyone who is clearly guilty of crimes against those weaker than themselves, 'get away' with it.
We all know there is a private VIP room in Hell already reserved for Charlie. I for one am getting tired of waiting for it to be occupied.
You did it again. I can almost see the smirk on your face. You were involved in a scandal in New York where you damaged property and your female companion was allegedly so frightened by your conduct that she hid in the bathroom.
The resulting coverage boosted your ratings for your CBS show "Two and a Half Men". What you did in the hotel room seemed not to faze you any more than your past criminal conduct has.
Yesterday you were quoted on Extra as saying "If a guy has one bad night everybody goes insane and panics. I'm not panicking." I can understand why you aren't panicking Charlie. By now, you understand that the mainstream press and the Hollywood press have their own addiction. They are addicted to celebrities and to scandal, and you are one of their favorites.
They love covering what you do, because it is good for their business as well. The fact that you have hurt women in the past and that you present a potential risk to them in the future if you do not get help seems to be of little or no concern to the press.
They either ignore it, gloss over it or minimize it. For example, last Saturday night, CNN aired what they titled "The Charlie Sheen Story". Nowhere in the broadcast was it mentioned that a criminal case was filed against you in Malibu, CA in 1997 (People v. Sheen, Case #7MA0345) or that in that case, my client, Brittany Ashland, alleged that she suffered substantial physical injuries because of you. Nobody mentioned that you pled no contest in that case to one count of battery with serious injuries, Penal Code Section 243D, a misdemeanor. CNN completely failed to state that your sentence was one year suspended jail time, two years probation, $2,800 fine, 300 hours of community service and 8 counseling sessions.
Elsewhere in the media, there was also hardly any mention of that case when reporters discussed your latest scandal. Instead the discussion was about you, your addictions, whether you party with prostitutes, and your ability to continue to work on your hit show. In other words, with rare exception it was all about Charlie, with minimal mention of women you have hurt in the past.
Almost nobody mentioned that in the recent criminal case brought against you in Colorado that you were originally charged with felony conduct against your wife Brooke Meuller. Almost nobody quoted the full quote of one of the responding police officers to your home in Aspen.
Valerie McFarlane (also my client) has stated "I was one of the responding police officers on Christmas day 2009 to the Sheen home in Aspen. During my investigation I interviewed Charlie Sheen's wife. I also observed her injuries and photographed them for the record. I observed a red mark on the upper part of her neck which appeared to be as a result of a strangulation hold and red marks on her arms. I also saw older bruises that appeared to be in the healing process. A knife was recovered at the scene which Brooke alleged had been used by the defendant to threaten her. Brooke was crying uncontrollably as she described the incident to me."
In fact, the press barely mentioned that you were convicted of misdemeanor assault on your wife, Brooke Meuller for what you did to her in your home on Christmas Day 2009.
After all, it was only the mother of your children that you assaulted in your home.
Dangerous and criminal conduct against a woman seems not to matter to most press. What really matters to them is Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
The fact that the court failed to require you to serve any time in custody for your criminal conduct in the case involving the victim Brittany Ashland, and the criminal case involving your wife is not generally considered important enough for serious discussion. Instead there seems to be an almost secret admiration for how you get away without serious consequences for your dangerous criminal conduct.
I was in court in Aspen and noticed the smirk on your face when the court failed to sentence you to jail time. I understood why you smirked. As a celebrity you seemed to get away with what the typical person without money and power cannot. You might also have felt that the criminal justice system as well as most press stands in awe of your celebrity and appears to be seduced by it.
Charlie, I for one am not seduced by it. I don't think assaulting and hurting women is funny. I am not one of those standing in line hoping for an interview with you, or an autograph.
Instead, I think about women you will meet in the future. Will they be at risk of harm if you do not get help?
I think about your young daughters. What kind of message are they receiving about violent criminal conduct that men like you are permitted to engage in with little or no consequence?
What if men did to them what you have done to women?
You may have a smirk on your face now, but I doubt that you would think that it was funny if your daughters were the victims of criminal acts. At this point, for the sake of your daughters and other people's daughters I hope you and your enablers (the celebrity press) get help before it is too late.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.