1. First Calvin walks in the Walmart to stock up on Lysol wipes and cashew nuts.
2. As he walks to the store he is distracted and horrified by these freaky eyed mannequins.
3. Calmy he walks to the sport department and takes the time to choose a quality aluminum baseball bat.
4. Then he proceeds to smash the heads off as many of these abominations as he can before security drags him away.
5. Calvin becomes a media darling for doing what EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WOULD DO IF SO PROVOKED!
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5 comments:
What the fuck is this shit, Walmart? Are those supposed to be anime eyes? And why are these douchefags posing next to a bouquet of sunflowers?
No wonder today's young men are such pussies.
I bash and smash for all the boys out there who can't be violent anymore because they haven't been socialized to stick up for what's right in a brutish way.
Those are just wrong. Bash one for me.
Calvin speaks about Calvin in the third person and security prenatally hauls him away.
I think that they Do look a bit "Creepy".....
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