Monday, February 11, 2013

You Don't Get To QUIT Being Pope Ya Freak!

Are we being punked by the Vatican? Is this a pre-Lent joke? He gave TWO WEEKS NOTICE!! That is a load of bullshit right there. No one tells the Pope to quit unless they have something huge on him. Razinger always seemed the kind of guy that would puss out at the end. John Paul II is rolling over in his grave.

Before any of you pro-Ratzinger's people go nuts, remember, he was the guy put in charge of the predator priest scandals that erupted during the last Pope's reign and he was the one ordering most of the cover-ups. He also was in the Hitler Youth when he was 14. But that is what ALL the good Aryan boys did in those days. Gah. This one doesn't pass the smell test. Mark my words, it's going to get weird from here.

How messed up is a world where the freakin' POPE says '"Fuck it, I am out of here. You people are crazy."

John Paul II was literally a potato when he died so don't tell me there isn't some kind of infrastructure that could support an ailing or crazy Pope. There are no such things as stepping down because of medical reasons. You get the big hat...you do the job until you die. What the hell does a Pope do when he retires? Watch curling? play Crib?

Of course he is doing us a favor by stepping down. It's not a lie to say that the reign of this one was less than inspiring. How shocking. You would think and ex-Nazi sympathizer would have more personality than that. I am interested who they vote in to replace him. Maybe someone really funky and cool. What? It could happen.

 

8 comments:

Sam G said...

I'm hoping they elect the Pope of funk George Clinton!

Kal said...

Oh yeh....His robes would light up as would everyone when he entered a room. How to I vote for this online?

Jaime Hood said...

I quit this bitch.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Your reaction is exactly the same as mine was. There's more to this than meets the eye alright. Something REALLY incriminating must have surfaced . . . . Ratzinger would never relinquish power voluntarily. He spent all his life stepping on people to get it.

Kal said...

The Italian mob must have a picture of him in his Hitler Youth uniform as an old man with a young naked boy. A dead hooker he could weather but not a naked boy.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Agreed.

Miss M said...

Personally I think the Pope Pinion from Cars 2 would make the perfect Pope ever. Disney/Pixar don't play.

Kal said...

Then they can put rides up at the Valtican.