Thank you Brother May for your long standing '(blank) Hates Cephalopods' feature. It's what drew me to his Adventureblog in the first place. Michael indulges my hate and fear of the octopus.
That one I share with you. I hate crowds...and too much selection like at the Superstore. It's like the PRODUCTS are crowding me. See - Octopus can't REALLY get to me..but too many choices for salad dressing? That will lay me low.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Moths. Cephalopods are sissy wimps beside moths.
Yes, because Moths will drag you to your death in the ocean. Keep that yard light out.
I've got a think about being in crowds. Being surrounded is the same as being suffocated to me.
That one I share with you. I hate crowds...and too much selection like at the Superstore. It's like the PRODUCTS are crowding me. See - Octopus can't REALLY get to me..but too many choices for salad dressing? That will lay me low.
It's been proven that too many choices will mess you up. Makes you indecisive and the best choice gets lost among the too many crappy choices.
And all of the dressings are just variations on the hated RANCH.
Shiver me timbers!!!
I love that Popeye got to bust one of those buggers up!
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