Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: If You Were A Mad Scientist And Could Make Your Own Pet, Why Would You Make One That Looks So Evil?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

If You Were A Mad Scientist And Could Make Your Own Pet, Why Would You Make One That Looks So Evil?

6 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: If you can't stroke a cat while trying to take over the world, settle for a shoulder vulture. Everything else just ruins the finesse.; April 16, 2014 at 7:46 AM
Kal said...: It is all about appearance. That's why I am stocking up on Neru jackets for when I go evil.; April 16, 2014 at 9:13 AM
Dr. Theda said...: We would make a rather "vile" monstrosity for our pet ... one that could well fend for itself ... So we would not have to worry over our beloved "pet's" safety....; April 16, 2014 at 3:49 PM
Dr. Theda said...: Even my cat... "Furball"... is a vicious thing ... mostly "feral" She will not allow anyone ( even me ) to pick her up .... they would be in need of stitches.... She chose me as her owner ... I saved her from her mother trying to kill her as a kitten.... That attack completely "traumatized" the poor thing...
She was also only one of two cats to survive the Owls....Out of about 20 cats all were eaten by the Owls... even "Furball's" sister , my beloved "Miss Kitty"... ( she was a "lovable" cat and rather "friendly " as well....
From time to time we find blood splattered across my back steps where Furball attacked something that tried to come into the back porch area.... And Furball is almost always "unharmed"....
... Like we said.... a pet that can fend for itself...; April 16, 2014 at 3:59 PM
Kal said...: That is a great story. I am glad she found you. You would be the only one who could understand her way.; April 16, 2014 at 9:19 PM
Kal said...: That is a great story. I am glad she found you. You would be the only one who could understand her way.; April 16, 2014 at 9:19 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.