Friday, September 2, 2016

A Man With A Famously Bad Hairstyle Needs A BOBBIE PIN!!!

Now this alone should disqualify him from the Presidency and get him deported. A BOBBY PIN?? What age are we living in TRUMP. Don't you have a STYLIST who could hide that embarrassment? You are NOT FIT TO LEAD and this is my new reason to pile on all the other reasons you got to go. Really? BOBBY PINS???

These are serious times, so tonight I want to blog about a serious subject: Donald trump's hairpin.

Now I know that your fist impression is that it is a silly thing to write about, but think about it, do you want the leader of your country (not to mention the free world) wearing a hairpin
 to important state meetings?

You don't have to answer that. I know that your answer depends on whether you belong to the cult of trump or not. If you are a trumpster, you will justify the hairpin by saying that he needed it in his hair because he didn't want to give the Mexican president the impression that he is unkempt. Or, if you are prone to conspiracy theories, you believe the story that it was really a tiny radio to translate what the Mexican president was saying and to give him talking points while he stood there looking "presidential".  If you are trump himself, though, you are calling your lawyers right now to start drawing up the papers for that Hair Club For Men lawsuit.

Friend of mine earlier today: "I am sorry dog, I am not voting for a man who wears a bobby pin in public. Period."



Debra She Who Seeks said...

Do you think a man with orange skin and a bad combover is going to give a flying fuck about having to wear a bobby pin? No way, Jose!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, and I heard Mary Walsh on CBC One today refer to Trump's "storm trumpers" -- LOL! She's so quick!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

HA HA...but a BOBBY PIN??? Have some dignity man and use hairspray like the other combover experts.