Way to go asshole!
What is it I am missing about this campaign? Why can't I support their candidate? How can they be so right and I be so wrong on every issue? Why doesn't Trump's oily charm work on me? Why don't I envy his sons and wish I was one of them? If I say Trump is wonderful do I get to meet Ivanka? Is THAT what I really want. Am I that shallow to waste my imaginary vote in so frivolous a fashion? Somebody set me straight.