Saturday, September 3, 2016

How Mayor McCheese Helps Explain a Plausible Theory of Time Travel And Why The Man Had Him Killed For It


http://mentalfloss.com/article/85541/how-mayor-mccheese-helps-explain-plausible-theory-time-travel

You really have to read this article to figure out what is going on with this story. Even I couldn't summarize it's weirdness but no it's no weirder than the rest of the McDonaldland concept. The title kinda explains it all.

Damn Sid and Mary Krofft. Not only did they make the WORST children's shows in the history of human history but they actually tried to silence the only man who actually tried to do something for the American people. Until an assassin's bullet brought him down of course.


 
Even when the aliens invaded McDonaldland, he had the plan.

 
"I say we take off an nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure."
 
Of course without the steady leadership of Mayor McCheese, some McDonaldland characters faired better than others. Grimace had a talent for 'talent' management and the manufacturing of Purple Drank. So of course. he made out like a bandit.
 
 

4 comments:

Tim Knight said...

Genius! Loves me a good time travel thought experiment!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know. Twisted my noodle as well. Kang's Fourth Law = you don't change time because that is impossible because it already happened. You just create an alternate universe from that point you changed history. It's parallel but different in many key ways usually.

j-swin said...

It's all lies from the dirty mouth of a charlatan.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

What will it take to make you believe?? It's because he never was there to save YOU. Is that it? Did he ignore your pain? Then Grimace got you laid and drunk on Purple Drank and you just stopped caring and became bitter.

Or something like that.