Sunday, September 18, 2016


I refuse to ever click on one of these every again. EVERYTHING around me is either aging me or plotting to cause my death if I eat it or drink it. All the information conflicts other information and it's the thing I hate most about the Internet. Stuff that people write that take up space to advertise other sites of crap that make this whole monster go around. I can't remove them from my Facebook feed or my MSN feed. I can just not click them.

Then I will miss learning about the 11 smells that will kill me. One of them would be Lemon. I am sure of that. I use a lot of lemon and it must be killing me.

Now you can pretend to be all high and mighty and believe that you would never click this link but YOU WANT TO KNOW THE INFORMATION....but then the journey to get to the vague info is a nightmare of click-thru.

What the hell. Only one more time. What could that hurt? Right?

WHY DID I LOOK??? I could have guessed that cola and refined sugar and gluten would be the worst for me. Well of course they are bad for me. They taste too good not to be healthy. Even charred meats got a bad rap.

Where is that smells list again? Maybe I no longer wish to live. Without my beef jerky and salted potato products.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha yeah, I fall victim to that stupid clickbait too.

DrGoat said...

Me too. If it says 'Sponsored' above the link, I usually avoid it like the plaque. Sometimes I can't....the lure is too great.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I JUST HAVE TO KNOW...and they know that I want to know.