You all see my captions every day but only the same ones ever like them enough to comment on them. You could be creative and suggest another possible caption Now those people I regard as genius. The rest of you....well it's best you don't know what I think. Could you have thrown me just bone just once in all the times these gems have come up on your feed? I assume that if you are on my friends list that I am on yours. What do you think when you see one? Do they shock you or amuse you or do you not get them at all? You do realize that the ANIMAL ALWAYS IS TALKING. To me that makes the whole gag funnier. Now I probably don't want to hear your reasons why you hate my captions because I don't really care and you are all bastard people (I kid, I kid) but tell me why you despise them so much that you always ignore them. I have to know.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.