Tuesday, September 6, 2016

I Schooled A Young Lad About His Crush

What nice did you do for your crush girl.
Not yet...will see her tomorrow..find out where she's at...little broke til Thursday... But I am thinking.
Haven't seen her for a week...imagine she's been spending a lot of time with her family.
A nice small card with a well thought out expression of condolence. Not to much. Underplay it. Tell her you are sorry for her loss and move on. Remember you are trying to catch a squirrel here with a peanut in your hand. You must finess this slowly. I have faith in you to not fuck this up.
I just wonder if I'm too much in love with her...and over think things..
Yes and yes. And you would be with her if she felt the same. So underplay then walk away. See what she does next. Do't expect oo much...because while you may never get her she will introduce you to one of her hot friends who wants to me a nice interesting guy and your friend will think of you and all the ways you were there for here. Little thoughtful ways. And you will meet this new girl. The old crush will go away and you will live a happy life. That is my wisdom. Choose to be patient and follow it. Now while this is all going on, work on yourself. Get a style. Change your hair or shave your hair. You got to sell what you got. Learn how to listen and tell a good story. Play it like you are a good person and fun to be around and the Universe will provide.
Now if you don't take this advice then the ANGELS WILL WEEP FOR YOU
 

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Good advice!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Mama didn't raise so fools. Just one women don't find attractive in any way, shape or form. I have all this knowledge but it is of absolutely of no use to me.

DrGoat said...

Life is a strange and frustrating thing.