Thursday, April 16, 2009

Greatest Gynastic Fight Scene EVER!

Nothing gets more craptastic that this scene from the movie 'Gymkata'..which we all know is the deadly form of martial arts practice by every living gymnast. Especially those who are trapped in some Central Asian country and who must defend themselves against angry citizens using ONLY a pommel horse conveniently situated in the center of town. "DAMN we would have had him without this oddly placed piece of gym equiptment sabotaging our effort." And don't those central casting angry peasant have anything better to do than threaten tourists with farm implements? You would think this town would have a mad doctor or two creating life in some hilltop castle. Oh and couldn't ONE of them realize that they have spears and rakes and hoes that kinda give you a reach advantage over this short guy? FAIL! Another village that needs a bowling alley.

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