Thursday, April 30, 2009

Very Dissappointed


Well it seems that once again I DIDN'T make TIME'S 100 most influencial people list or PEOPLE magazine's most beautiful people list. Its a scandal I tells ya designed to keep Big Daddy down. Both rags informed me also that my write-in votes would not be counted because they had no idea who I was. I have 16 followers on my blog - get with the program bitches. Also so-called news network CNN claims that the story of my suffering is not 'newsworthy'. Have I just gotten off the bus at Crazytown??? Fluffy thinks I got a raw deal but he is just one kitty and his ability to influence world events is highly overrated. I guess all I can do is bravely soldier on. Remember me in your prayers.

13 comments:

Siskoid said...

I, like the Illuminati, prefer to be influential without anyone noticing.

Fight the power, and make it think it's fighting itself!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

This Illuminati you speak of...they haz cheeseburger?

Wings said...

I don't do the prayers-thing, but I will remember you when I am folding laundry later. Good enough?

Sorry you got dissed, man. (that's hip lingo, right? hells yeah, dy-no-mite!)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

The gods of laundry have always had a soft spot for me. Appreciate the 'shout-out'.

Nicole said...

I'm sorry you got trashed like that. They don't know you, who are they to judge? ;)

What is wrong with Wings?

Dave Lowe said...

Hey
Cool blog avatar, did you draw that?
I don't mind, flattered even. A comment or e-mail asking permission though would of been nice... especially.. if going to change my art and remove my name from.
Thanks

http://davelowe.blogspot.com/2008/12/meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.html

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

no someone made it for me...sorry I didn't know...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh and Nicole..we don't really KNOW what is wrong with Wings. We have been told to keep him out dry and out of the sun.

Nicole said...

Makes sense, in a way. "Hip lingo"? I don't think mah peeps talk like that no mo, foolz. Fo shizzle.

Ice bear judges me.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Thank you for making the judgement of Ice Bear the worldwide catch phrase it should be. You are number 2 to use it.

Nicole said...

Oh my gosh, I'm honored. Together, (you, me, Ice Bear) we will take over the world, and our slaves shall be forced to be judged by Ice Bear!!!
Or, we could just say it enough that people start saying it, too.
Whatever works for you.
Ice Bear still judges me.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Viva the tyranny of Ice Bear!

Nicole said...

If you truly believe in the tyranny of Ice Bear, see my Team H blog. Ice Bear dominates.

And still finds time to judge you.