Well it seems that once again I DIDN'T make TIME'S 100 most influencial people list or PEOPLE magazine's most beautiful people list. Its a scandal I tells ya designed to keep Big Daddy down. Both rags informed me also that my write-in votes would not be counted because they had no idea who I was. I have 16 followers on my blog - get with the program bitches. Also so-called news network CNN claims that the story of my suffering is not 'newsworthy'. Have I just gotten off the bus at Crazytown??? Fluffy thinks I got a raw deal but he is just one kitty and his ability to influence world events is highly overrated. I guess all I can do is bravely soldier on. Remember me in your prayers.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.