Thursday, June 11, 2009

Megan Fox Has Toe Thumbs


And THAT is a dealbreaker. No longer call me or email me Megan. And I am sorry for the accident that caused you to have your toes replace the thumbs you were born with. Do most people have thumbs shaped like q-tips or is it just me that notices something is not right? Now I have stubby little Simpson fingers so I can't judge from my own thumb. And I know that you can have your lost thumb replaced by a toe and have it work perfectly well. I saw it on 'THATS INCREDIBLE' so it had to be true. It was on TV.

3 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I can't stand that twat.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Me neither...well NOW!

Dash MacBastard said...

Sigh. That's why I broke up with her.
Poor girl...