Monday, July 6, 2009

Frankenfish...WTF?


Brightest Blue posted a comment about her love for the craptastic movies that the Syfy Network makes from time to time. While waiting for 'Mansquito' to download I am watching one of her recommendations 'Frankenfish' which I have to say is THE EXACT FRICKEN REASON I DON'T LIKE TO GO IN THE FRICKEN WATER! Sure a pool or a tub is fine. But anything that can support sea life is not meant for me to play in. You say its just a movie but anything that can jump onto my houseboat and snap my head off is something I am never gonna mess with regardless of if its mythical or not. When I do that it is the EXACT time that they getcha. Bad enough that the huge bastards can breath on land for as long as it takes for them to snack on you. That is not RIGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I love these kind of movies cause they make me want to crap my pants which I think I just did. Fricken fish. "Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat" - NO SHIT! I think for supper I am gonna open a can of salmon to just feel like I got some measure of revenge against the whole water breathing species.



2 comments:

Wings1295 said...

Heh. Looks like something I would watch! I just set my DVR to record "Mammoth". wheee!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I enjoyed its monsteriffic goodness. Gots me some 'Mansquito' cued up. Its an embarassment of riches here in the cave tonight.