It happened tonight and I had to record it somewhere for future generations to know about. I, Calvin, popped a bag of microwave popcorn where ALL the kernels popped. Yes, ALL THE KERNELS. I even checked the folds and could not find a single unpoppped kernel of corn. I know many of you would doubt me but I have no reason to lie. I have popped thousands of such bags and never achieved the conditions necessary to create such a perfection of popitude. Orville Redenbacker must be turning over in his grave and rightly so.
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8 comments:
Tis a MIRACLE!
Calvin: This is very important, so answer carefully. Were there any kernals burned? And secondly, was the paper of the bag charred and smokng? -- Mykal
Each kernal was perfect and yummy.
It is a miracle. Thank heavens you've documented it. -- Mykal
I must stick my finger through the holes in your hands before I truly believe :-)
That's just freaky.
The Force is strong in you. And your microwave.
In all seriousness, I'm completely impressed.
i am looking for the perfect microwave popcorn bag, thanks for sharing this information
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