I Swear This Is What The Cat Said To Me This Morning

"Oh man, I am SOOOOOO hungover. I am never drinking again! Can you get me a damp cloth and some Tylenol? Get it myself you say??? Okay but I would hate for it to get out that you snuggle a Hello Kitty pillow each night."

I got what he wanted.My cat has a nice side business doing extortions it appears.