Monday, June 28, 2010
If you have a melon like this you wear a hat all the time. Or you learn how to get your groceries delivered at home because, Frankenstein, you should not be going out in public least you be chased home by torch wielding villages. I have no idea who this is but his head is both frightening and distracting. He has one of those heads that get written up about in medical textbooks. In another time he could have roomed with the 'Elephant Man'. He would have to get his toques custom made. No way does that guy buy a hat off the rack. That is a special order piece of head gear. Yikes!
(I guess this guy is Louie Gohmert, a Republican congressman. This means that people have SEEN his enormous melon and still voted Mr Macrocephalis into office. Did his opponent have a horn growing out of their chin or something? How does a normal sized head lose to this freakshow?)
Posted by Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness at 10:45 PM