If you have a melon like this you wear a hat all the time. Or you learn how to get your groceries delivered at home because, Frankenstein, you should not be going out in public least you be chased home by torch wielding villages. I have no idea who this is but his head is both frightening and distracting. He has one of those heads that get written up about in medical textbooks. In another time he could have roomed with the 'Elephant Man'. He would have to get his toques custom made. No way does that guy buy a hat off the rack. That is a special order piece of head gear. Yikes!
(I guess this guy is Louie Gohmert, a Republican congressman. This means that people have SEEN his enormous melon and still voted Mr Macrocephalis into office. Did his opponent have a horn growing out of their chin or something? How does a normal sized head lose to this freakshow?)
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.