I Get How He Works The Steering Wheel

But how the hell does he push the gas and the brake? I have to make sure the Admiral doesn't see this or I will never hear the end of it. "Why don't I have a driver's license? or a pilot's license? or a dog license? I tell him that he has a cat license because he is a cat but seem to think the dogs are getting away with something when 'The Man' won't give him a dog license too. He is such a trophy/certificate whore.