I'll stay in a tent on the mainland thank you. That tree is going to come down eventually and I know it would coincide with me being in it. Probably while I'm quietly sleeping.
What happened to you man. You used to be rebel...(you were such a rebel they would call you Johnny Yuma and we know what a rebel Johnny Yuma was) Now you can't even bed down in a shack on the top of a rickedy tree. You have gone soft brother. You may need to kill a man in Reno just to watch him die. Or do something equally suggested to you by an old country song. How can I help?
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I'll stay in a tent on the mainland thank you. That tree is going to come down eventually and I know it would coincide with me being in it. Probably while I'm quietly sleeping.
What happened to you man. You used to be rebel...(you were such a rebel they would call you Johnny Yuma and we know what a rebel Johnny Yuma was) Now you can't even bed down in a shack on the top of a rickedy tree. You have gone soft brother. You may need to kill a man in Reno just to watch him die. Or do something equally suggested to you by an old country song. How can I help?
More like the Ramshackle Inn than the Cave of Cool.
Well were were on a budget back then and needed to take in borders.
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