Oh Fin Fang Foom

The fact that you want to project this image as a big bad dragon is always reduced in my eyes by the fact that you wear SWIM TRUNKS. First of all you had to get those babies custom made and how you did that I really want to know.


Secondly you are a DRAGON. Stop embarrassing yourself and your fellow dragons by your modesty. Let your dragon dick swing brother. Show the real reason we need to fear you. Unless you don't have the goods and are ashamed. Then by all means slip on your big boy diaper and let's get to the fighting.