Monday, November 14, 2011

If You Don't Watch 'The Amazing Race'


Then it is possible that you have never been introduced to the elegant sport of Bunny Steeplechase. It's a majestic event for a majestic animal. It would be so cool to train one from a baby bunny (who I would name Bun Bun) till he won the world championship.

But after that he would lose focus. Then he would develop a bad drug habit and too many baby mammas and, well, you know how that story ends. That's right, spit out the bottom of the bunny porn industry.

But until then there is glory enough for all. (Thanks to Brother Drake for reminding me of this one)

3 comments:

Drake said...

Welcome Bro!
I was so afraid none of the teams would do the bunny steeplechase!
It should be an Olympic sport!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I like the pureness of the sport as it is now. You give it anymore publicity and then the mob and steroids and big money betting and superbunnies and it all turns to shit. I seen it happen with Beanie Babies.

Drake said...

Got a point there. Now if they could get bunnies to learn curling i'd be a happy dragon!