Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Now I Don't Want To Be Married If This Is What Have To Look Forward To

6 comments:

Tempo said...

It's bad manners to fart in bed...married or not. (who can blame her) Being raised right I get out of bed, get dressed and go outside and away from where people might be 'affected' ...of course it still kills the flowers but what can I do?!

Unknown said...

The only safe place to fart is in the bathroom i always tell my wife lol.

DrGoat said...

Cal, you've finally reached the pinnacle of social discourse. Fart jokes.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Or to seal her in a hamster ball and send her downhill towards the ocean. We can't have her making all this farting a habit ya know.

Unknown said...

Farting is part of marriage, I think. I would be so plugged up if I couldn't fart at home around my husband.

Michael May said...

Clearly there was something broken in that relationship already. If my wife sprayed me with air freshener after I let one go, I'd laugh until I passed out.