Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Canada By MGK

Can you compare Canada to some country(ies) that aren’t the USA?

Well, we’re colder than Botswana, freer than Yemen, less blonde than Sweden, better at parking than Italy, have less Japanese people than Japan, have better McDonald’s than Australia, less jiggly at most times than Brazil, less shaky than Djibouti, less class-riddled than England, have more Tamils working as line cooks than Sri Lanka (seriously, in Toronto Tamils fill the same role that the various Central American immigrants do in American kitchens; one of my former roommates, a sous chef and thoroughly white dude, spoke decent Tamil), easier to pronounce than Kyrgyzstan, less desert-y than the Western Sahara, and our French bears only a slight resemblance to France’s French. How’s that?

4 comments:

Kelly Sedinger said...

Your country is frakking awesome. It just is. I love me some Canada!!!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

We are quite happy with it.

Unknown said...

you guys didn't get halfway conquered by the U.S. like we did in Mexico
, so we've always envied that...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

They may have conquered you physically but they conquered us culturally. Thank god for the BBC and CBC.