Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Dating Tips By Cal - She Spents Two Hours On Her Hair And You Take Her To Bible Study?

Monday, May 14, 2012

Dating Tips By Cal - She Spents Two Hours On Her Hair And You Take Her To Bible Study?

You are not even getting pity sex.

9 comments:

Belle said...: Nope, no sex for him. It would be difficult not to muss the hair up anyway.; May 14, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I understand that a special holder come with that hairdo so you don't mess it up in bed.; May 14, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; May 14, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: Wow. And I thought my dating developments were slim, but this guy... yikes.

At least I've had some interesting prospects lately. Last weekend I invited a number of my peers to see "Avengers". A handful of guys were there but only one girl showed up, Jen, who said she felt like Penny from "Big Bang Theory" sitting between so many nerds. During the trailers she was oohing and awwing over "Prometheus", and mentioned afterward how she loves sci-fi action horror movies.

Hearing that, I couldn't help but think of your frequent references to your date to the original "Alien" and wondered if your perhaps had any advice (in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way) on how best to proceed.; May 14, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Unknown said...: I think that hair style is coming back in fashion very soon lol.; May 14, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Prometheus seems like a winner and the kind of movie you should bring a girl too. Ridley Scott hasn't cock-blocked me yet. I hope you take a chance but if she shows up with that hairdo be prepared with a couple of quotes from Exodus. I hear all that Moses stuff makes the ladies crazy too. Let me know what happens, Erik after you ask her out. It helps if you have something funny to say in case she turns you down. Remember at all times to keep your dignity. Tears and begging are almost as unattractive as smugness. Lying about your poor health and making references to the 'Make A Wish Foundation' is allowed in extreme cases. Just promise me you won't let the opportunity slip by.; May 14, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Holy shit. I should write an advice column for all the young daters out there.; May 14, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Is that Mitt Romney, LOL?; May 14, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: either that or Russel Crowe in the movie about Mitt's life.; May 14, 2012 at 3:50 PM

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