GO FOR THE RECORD BUDDY!

Because GOD FORBID that your life in some Romanian village doesn't turn out like you hoped it would and you NEED this ONE accomplishment to complete YOUR contribution to OUR civilization. Now can we all agree that the MOST SMOKES SMOKED IN ONE SMOKE record is DONE? Can you Eastern European freaks stop gathering in large groups to watch or participate in one of these stupid record attempts? Last week you are burning down your forests with the release of thousands of paper fire balloons and today it's THIS numnut. Is there some kind of ghoulish centennial that you are celebrating? Is this the 'Summer of Romania'? I think that is the kind of thing that needs to be put to a vote - and I vote NO. If I save ONE Romanian nicotine addict then all of this bitching will have been worth it.