Sunday, June 24, 2012

Hardest Working Girl In Showbiz


4 comments:

Nathan said...

I assume "launch codes" is some sort of innuendo.

Kal said...

No in this case these are actually Syrian Missile command codes. She called in a favor from the Beiber and he had a small conversation with the daughter of the Syrian defence minister and the codes were ours. I so hated to thank THE BIEBS for that one. To make a long story short, you might see some changes in the situation over the next number of days.

Nick Ward said...

Beiber is but a pawn in the long game of Kal.

Kal said...

Oh trust me. We have plans for him to hold the deadman's switch as he dances for the Cephalopod invasion forces. I almost have him convinced that his dancing can heal or kill. Stupid Beiber.