Friday, June 22, 2012

When She Cries An Orphan Dies


Is it wrong for me to be freaked out by the sight of this demon child tossing a tantrum? I am waiting for everyone in a five block area to start bleeding from their ears and eyes. It's like a live action version of The Omen only it runs 24/7. If I had the resources of her father she would be on the next cargo plane to the Arctic Circle and this would be her one outfit for the next six months. Maybe living on the ice for a bit would help this entitiled brat change that rotten attitude of hers. I know that kind of  'creative parenting' worked for me as a kid.


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