#2- "Oh, theres Jenkins looking so smug on his rocket sled. Well maybe I can't l park this thing without six kickstand and sure this stupid support beam is in my line of sight and maybe I'll never be able to pick up hot Venus honeys in this rig but dammit, this is the fuel efficient way of the future! I am setting a trend! I ought to spit on him from above while I have the chance!"
I totally agree about Jenkins. He didn't even build luggage racks into that thing. I admire his moxy but let's do a little planning for this trip to the future. Think about what you might want to bring back.
And I was always told that Gorillas don't like white women and can't swim. In fact they fear the water because that is how the humans could hind their spaceship in the swamp. Pretty smart those humans. Damn dirty apes.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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#2- "Oh, theres Jenkins looking so smug on his rocket sled. Well maybe I can't l park this thing without six kickstand and sure this stupid support beam is in my line of sight and maybe I'll never be able to pick up hot Venus honeys in this rig but dammit, this is the fuel efficient way of the future! I am setting a trend! I ought to spit on him from above while I have the chance!"
When men fail to protect their women from cephalopods, the apes will take our place!
I totally agree about Jenkins. He didn't even build luggage racks into that thing. I admire his moxy but let's do a little planning for this trip to the future. Think about what you might want to bring back.
And I was always told that Gorillas don't like white women and can't swim. In fact they fear the water because that is how the humans could hind their spaceship in the swamp. Pretty smart those humans. Damn dirty apes.
That Cap'n Crunch is a thing of beauty to behold.
I think you've found your Halloween costume for next year. Unless you are going as a Lego piece again.
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