"The CDC told the Huffington Post the 'The CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead or one that would present zombie like symptoms."
Is anyone else freaked out that someone in the government felt they HAD to release such a statement. I know it's been a bad week for cannibalism but this is getting ridiculous. I blame June - it's the month for lovers of all kinds -even lovers of smoking bath salts which turn them into face eaters.
In Canada we are still searching for our ice pick killing porn star who likes to mail out his cut up body parts and I think there is a brain eater in the mix somewhere in the deep south.
I went shopping today and that deli section had deals on all kind of mixed smoked meats - and it all came ready sliced and packaged for your safety.
That sanitation angle is what is keep me from becoming a professional face eater - I can't think of anyone I have ever know who is even CLEAN enough for me to ever think of making a meatball sub out of. No offence. I hope you don't find me tasty either. Such a thing can often be a relationship deal breaker.
The CDC's Office of Public Health, Preparedness and Response even has a page devoted to the Zombie Apocalypse. Don't tell me you haven't started thinking about storing cans and bottled water in your zombie proof basement bunker after this week of stories.
And they called me crazy when I started the Cave of Cool. Who is crazy NOW bitches?
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